HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GAIL

I just love your show, dear Gail
I have no financial worries to speak of 
But I still  watch it
Least I ever foget 

The basic wisdom you dispense so freely

I love it when you stand firm
In situations that requires some tough love
Countless couples you have counseled
Brought back from the brink of bankruptcy and marriage woes
To the blissful state of financial freedom in the horizon

I love the sound of your deep, joyful laughter
And in the end when you give the grateful couple a hug
It makes me smile that another financial disaster
And possibly a marital breakup with innocent children in tow
Has been averted

So here you are on your special day
We all celebrate with you the birth of a very special lady....